How to be a ‘Health Nut’

This weekend I told a friend he needed to drink more water as he complained about his headache with a 64 oz. Dr. Pepper in his hand. His response?

“Oh, man, Lemon, are you one of those health nuts?”

I started laughing because I was holding a bacon cheeseburger in one hand and a handful of fries in the other.

I stuffed an especially big handful of fries in my mouth and mumbled “Mnts mm, un hlt frd mnt!” (That’s me, a health nut!)

He didn’t catch the irony.

Written by Bryun Lemon

Bryun believes in having fun. Whether it's a date with his sweetheart, a trip to the grocery store, a walk up the road or a post about one of his eight crazy kids, this crazy dad likes to have fun.

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