Bryun Lemon
This weekend I told a friend he needed to drink more water as he complained about his headache with a 64 oz. Dr. Pepper in his hand. His response?
“Oh, man, Lemon, are you one of those health nuts?”
I started laughing because I was holding a bacon cheeseburger in one hand and a handful of fries in the other.
I stuffed an especially big handful of fries in my mouth and mumbled “Mnts mm, un hlt frd mnt!” (That’s me, a health nut!)
He didn’t catch the irony.