A Grouchy Old Guy and a Drunk

I overheard this conversation between two older guys this past week:


Grouchy Old Guy: “You know, [other old guy], getting’ old sucks!”

Other Old Guy: “Yeah, it does. We’re so lucky!”

Grouchy Old Guy: “What are you talkin’ about? You can barely walk.

Other Old Guy: “I know. Isn’t it great?”

Grouchy Old Guy: “You’re out of your damn mind is what you are! And wipe that stupid grin off your face. You look like a drunk!”

Other Old Guy: “Aw, think about it, [grouchy guy], not everyone God made’ll get to feel old. We do!”

Grouchy Old Guy: “Maybe, but you still look drunk!”

Written by Bryun Lemon

Bryun believes in having fun. Whether it's a date with his sweetheart, a trip to the grocery store, a walk up the road or a post about one of his eight crazy kids, this crazy dad likes to have fun.

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