Bryun Lemon
I overheard this conversation between two older guys this past week:
Grouchy Old Guy: “You know, [other old guy], getting’ old sucks!”
Other Old Guy: “Yeah, it does. We’re so lucky!”
Grouchy Old Guy: “What are you talkin’ about? You can barely walk.
Other Old Guy: “I know. Isn’t it great?”
Grouchy Old Guy: “You’re out of your damn mind is what you are! And wipe that stupid grin off your face. You look like a drunk!”
Other Old Guy: “Aw, think about it, [grouchy guy], not everyone God made’ll get to feel old. We do!”
Grouchy Old Guy: “Maybe, but you still look drunk!”